Electric H2 Hits Market

The Hummer H2 is nationally despised by environmentalists and advocates of sustainable transportation. As a result, manufacturers have developed an environmentally friendly alternative, the electric H2.
Unfortunately, the change has resulted in diminished utility for the sports utility vehicle. In this case, the utility you lose is the ability to sit inside the electric H2. See the groundbreaking vehicle here.

Yes, this news entry was a joke.